Losing your testosterone

A toast to testosterone:

"Testosterone is a big happy sloppy anabolic steroid that helps build things like muscles, bones and stupidity. As men age and as their testes shrink to the size of a large quark, less testosterone is produced. By the time they enter their 50s, this gradual loss of testosterone catches up to them and they develop andropause, the so-called male menopause.

To make matters worse for older guys, fat cells work their aromatase on the little testosterone that's left, converting it into estrogen. Muscles decrease in size and strength. Other symptoms include memory loss, depression, irritability, fatigue, memory loss, loss of armpit hair and memory loss. The bathroom mirror image of a WWE wrestler gradually morphs into a sumo wrestler, complete with a grotesque vat of gelatin waving beneath baggy breasts and hide-and-seek testicles."