Increasing your ropes during orgasm

Broccoli may just be the right medicine to increase your ejaculation "ropes"

Lost that earth-shattering orgasm you had when you were younger? Too little ejaculate during orgasm to satisfy your partner? Broccoli may just be the stuff you need for more explosive orgasms!



Broccoli may indeed increase your "ropes." There's no way to tell if it would work on the general public, however, without doing a special kind of study called the "double blind, placebo controlled trial." To answer a medical question like "does broccoli increase splooge volume," you'd have to choose two groups of people who are matched in every way imaginable. You'd then give one group broccoli in capsules (so they didn't know what they were taking), and give the other group an inert substance in identical capsules.

The key to a successful study is that neither the researchers nor the patients know which one they're taking. You'd then have them masturbate into a cup and measure the volume of the ejaculate. Maybe you'd have them do it 10 times and average the volume. After all this was done, you'd "decode" the study and find out who took placebo and who took broccoli. If the broccoli group had a statistically higher amount of jizz than the placebo group, then you've gone a long way toward proving your hypothesis.

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